A Hairy Device!

Since Laurie cropped her hair, she's had to get a flatiron to style it properly.  She picked up this "Duo" by Cortex.  As you can see below, the packaging makes them look like some sort of sex-toy double-pack.  However, that's not the worst part!

There is a tag attached to the cord warning about the device when it's hot.  It show's a picture of what is either a very tired child with droopy eyes reaching aimlessly for the flatiron.  But again, that's not the worst part!

The flip-side of that tag has this warning:

WTF?!?  "CAUTION - THIS PRODUCT CAN BURN EYES"?!?!  As well as every other part of the body, apparently!  So why single out the eyes?  Are people using these to straighten their eyelashes?  If they are, I think maybe they deserve to burn their eyes...at least a little.